Five Things Terri Wished She Had - But Won't Admit

On my way to work this morning I was daydreaming....do you ever do that and then suddenly realise you have no idea how your thoughts ended up where they did and your car so far down the road? Talk about distracted drivers! Oh, this is Melissa from ThistleDew

Well, this morning something made me start thinking about Terri and how hard she's been working and one thing and another led my thoughts down the path of things Terri wished she had - secretly!

Here is goes, the five things Terri wishes she had, but would never admit....

First - is Fabio - because what Terri needs is another man around the house who does absolutely nothing! Fabio will come with amazing hair products which Terri loves and he won't result in any additional laundry, because he rarely wears any. He won't cause any jealousy among the other male folk because a man this good lookin' is rarely interested in anything but a mirror, and a fan, on high, to make his hair sweep back at all times.

The second item Terri wants is a monster truck - you know a little grocery getter! Terri recently bought a new truck - a Subaru - but the entire time she was dreaming Big Foot!


She could haul Fabio around in the back of this baby and his hair would be guaranteed to fly!


The third item Terri wishes she had was her sun room finished in these colors. Yes Terri loves bright outlandish colors but no one else in her life appreciates her color style so she hides her color fetish inside a little dark box, deep within her soul - so the sun room - when finished will look something like this....if Terri opens the color box....
Won't Fabio look cool lounging on the couch in front of the fan?

The fourth item Terri wishes she had was a really steep driveway, because what Terri would love to do is zoom down a really steep hill everyday, in her monster truck, with Fabio in the back, hair flying...here's what her dream driveway looks like! The only thing that would make this steep road better, is if it was snow covered - because there's nothing Terri secretly loves better than to drive at top speed down a steep curvy, snow covered road, with Fabio in the back of her monster truck, hair swept back of course!

And finally, the final item Terri secretly wishes she had - it's this!

Yes, Terri wants a huge statue of King Kamehameha in her yard - right outside her sun room, so she and Fabio can gaze upon it sitting beside the fan....Nothing depicts Terri's style more appropriately than a huge man in a loin cloth, on a pedestal right in her very own yard! Don't you wish you had one too?????